FOOMTHEMES

daenerysknope:

nyooms:

putlocker my main bitch, sockshare my side bitch, gorillavid my 3am booty call

I am very serious about everything and I am holding puppies

margaery-tyrell:

— black widow / Чёрная вдова / chernaya vdova / natalia alianovna romanova / natasha romanoff

the-plants-have-spoken:

as-salaamm:

preppycollegeguy:

I’m just going to leave this here

The Nobel Peace Prize 1964.

this right here is the exact point Im trying to make

thediagonallie:

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him

bbcamerica:

Sorry 'bout that, Emma.

helioscentrifuge:

h0tpat00tie:

Is this how lesbian sex works

TRANSFORM AND LEZ OUT

If it was up to me to save your life, would you trust me to do it?

Tatiana Maslany’s roles in 2x01
straight white boy problem

supermoclel:

when she tells you her bra size and you have no idea what the fuck it means